Welcome to our Merch page!

All of our items are of the utmost quality that a limited budget will allow. Think cheap, but elegant

T- Shirts

New! Science, Punk Rock and Beer T-Shirt. $20

Janky Pedals

Janky IsStortion
This pedal does not hold back on stortion! If Stortion is what you are after, then this is the pedal $750
Janky Fuzzy
Designed by 8 year Old Betty Wilkes.
An engineering feet that only an 8 year old could
pull off. “Super Fuzzy Wuzzy” she says. $800
Janky Uber Driver
What is it you seek? Overdrive ??
Thy quest is over. Behold the Uber Driver
Overdrive turned up to 12 it is. $750
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